Reasons to Abort #2

Spawn can use their talents to spread good will throughout the world and to improve upon our society's negative qualities. Or they can promote obesity and obeisance to that humanity-crushing ideology we call capitalism, like the singing group above, who I like to call, "The Disappoinments."

Could you imagine? Your child being responsible for a McDonald's jingle?

I personally balk at the idea.

People, please abort fetuses more readily, because they are the root of obesity and the ever-growing gap between the haves and have-nots. For a slimmer, more humane world, please, I beg you.

I'm lovin' that.