BEWARE: Lesbians are taking over!
Grl, In Speech on Iraq, Obama Reaffirms Drawdown (Grl, I really wish he would draw down, so we can draw up, if you know what I mean! Haaaay! So good to have a hot ass president doing hot ass things.)
By PETER BAKER
President Obama marked the end of the combat mission, “as promised and on schedule,” in a country still finding its way.
Grl, 2 Men Convicted in Kennedy Airport Plot (Grl, you can't even take a nice vacation no more without worrying about crazy ass bombers.)
By A. G. SULZBERGER
Russell Defreitas and Abdul Kadir face possible life sentences after being convicted of conspiring to commit acts of terrorism.
Grl, 99 Weeks Later, Jobless Have Only Desperation (Grl, people still can't find jobs. I haven't seen things this bad since Britney was trying to make a comeback album around the time that she beat K-fed's car with an umbrella.)
By MICHAEL LUO
A tough job market is swelling the ranks of those who have exhausted the maximum 99 weeks of benefits.
Grl, For Congress, a New Vigilance in Policing Ethics Cases (Grl, I like my policemens a little dirty.)
By ERIC LIPTON and ERIC LICHTBLAU
The ethics charges against Representatives Charles B. Rangel and Maxine Waters reflect, in part, Washington’s heightened sensitivity to indiscretions by members of Congress.
Grl, In Restive Chinese Area, Cameras Keep a Watchful Eye (Grl, I hope they don't record me when I'm chilling in the boonies with my boo, unless they really wanna see a brokeback mountain.)
By MICHAEL WINES
Video surveillance is growing explosively in northwestern China, where ethnic Han and Uighur groups took part in the ethnic rioting last year.
Grl, Some Directors Say 3-D Is One Dimension Too Many (Grl, have you ever been to a 3D porno? GRL!)
By MICHAEL CIEPLY
Several influential directors have criticized 3-D films, but the audiences — and profits — keep growing.
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