Woman Attempts to Dupe Airport Security by Hiding Tiger Cub in Bag of Stuffed Tigers
Stupid fucking tiger. Man, is it just me or are these damn terrorists getting dumber by the fucking day?
Here we have a tiger, who probably wanted to go to Iran to some Al Qaeda training camp, or he was probably on some spy mission in Bangkok, gathering information to bring back home, and his fucking master plan to get through security was to scare a Thai woman into placing him in a bag full of stuffed tigers.
My heart pangs whenever I think of how you probably used that woman's family to motivate her to do such a stupid thing, probably a picture of them all tied up, dirty and bloodied faces.... "Take me across in this bag full of stuffed tigers, or your family is gone," in your stupid tiger-y voice.
And now the world has sympathy for you, cuz who'd think a baby tiger would do such a thing? I do! I know what you are up to!
And this poor woman will probably be put up at chez guantanamo for the rest of her reproductive years. You selfish piece of shit. And the world will be none the wiser, cuz you will probably just start licking your paws whenever anybody gets suspicious, to rankle their critical faculties in your cuteness.
Tiger, you stupid fuck, you are one hot ass mess.
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