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Thursday, August 19, 2010
Gaily News for August 19, 2010 - The daily news translated for gay people.
Ricky, you're gay. This was never news, nor will it ever be.
grl, Civilians to Take U.S. Lead After Military Leaves Iraq (grl, A colonizing rose by any other name is still a colonizer.)
By MICHAEL R. GORDON
As the United States military prepares to leave Iraq by the end of 2011, the Obama administration is planning a remarkable civilian effort, buttressed by a small army of contractors, to fill the void.
grl, S.E.C., Settling Suit, Accuses New Jersey of Pension Fraud (grl, New Jersey is up to no good, what's new?)
By MARY WILLIAMS WALSH
Federal regulators accused New Jersey of securities fraud for claiming it was funding public workers’ pensions when it was not.
grl, Jurors Fault Complexity of the Blagojevich Trial (grl, This is what happens when you ask citizens to perform as jurors. How do you expect to have justice if the people to whom justice is tasked are dumb ass slack-jawed motherfuckers who have been raised in a paltry underfunded public education system? Justice FAIL.)
By MONICA DAVEY and SUSAN SAULNY
The jurors, evenly split on some counts, took several days just to figure out how to make their task manageable.
grl, Leery of Washington, Alaska Feasts on Its Dollars (grl, Fuck Alaska. Let it go the way of Texas. Since both have elected idiots to the governorship, they have demonstrated that they are not at the level the U.S. should require of their leaders.)
By MICHAEL POWELL
No state benefits more from federal largess, but a senator voted against the stimulus bill and the governor decries “intrusive” policies.
grl, Despite Scandals, Indian Mining Bosses Thrive (grl, I love anything with the word scandal in it!)
By JIM YARDLEY
Illegal mining has become a national scandal amid accusations that billions of dollars of publicly owned minerals have been stolen, often by public officials.
grl, Looking for Baby Sitters: Foreign Language a Must (grl, I can just switch out 'baby sitters' with 'a man' and this article would be so me.)
By JENNY ANDERSON
A growing number of New York City parents want caregivers to teach their children a language.
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