Lindsay Lohan Lands Vanity Fair
grl, Lindsay, no more melt downs this year, ok? grl, I can't take it no more... Ok, maybe just one more? On my birthday? Please...
grl, Outlines Emerge of Future State in the West Bank (grl, I love it when you can the the outline of great things to come, you know what i'm sayin?!)
By ETHAN BRONNER
As a Middle East summit meeting approaches in Washington, some find encouraging signs about a two-state solution in improved security and governance by the Palestinian Authority.
grl, New York Rebounds From Slump, Unevenly (grl, Oh no, grl, slumping is not cute. Get it together New York, or you will be passed up!)
By PATRICK McGEEHAN
The city has weathered the recession better than was feared, but the view is often bleaker outside Manhattan.
grl, Army Revises Training to Deal With Unfit Recruits (grl, What is it with the slovenliness in today's news? New York is slumpy, recruits aren't working out? We need our troops hot, mmmkay?!)
By JAMES DAO
The goal of a new training program is to reduce injuries and better prepare recruits for the rigors of combat.
grl, Advances Offer Path to Shrink Computer Chips Again (grl, Shrinkage is not cute.)
By JOHN MARKOFF
Researchers are reporting that they can overcome a barrier to the continued rapid miniaturization of computer memory.
grl, Restoring Names to Iraq War’s Unknown Casualties (grl, Is this war over yet?)
By ANTHONY SHADID
A quest to confirm the death of a loved one — a son, husband, father and brother — took years, along with courage and luck.
grl, Lenders Back Off of Environmental Risks (grl, You bedda keep backing up on that thing!)
By TOM ZELLER Jr.
Some large lenders are taking a stand on industry practices — like mining and deforestation — that they regard as risky to their reputations.
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