Grumble.
To my fans.
Fuck you.
Sincerely, fuck you. I am not your lapdog.
Believe it or not, I do not exist for the purpose of entertaining you. If I miss a day, please stop sending me emails, text messages, & phone calls. I have to wonder about you hos who wait at your computer screens for that missive telling you that ONEWISEASSLATINO has been updated. Ugh. I had no idea that my audience was a bunch of bored middle class wives looking to fill the time between their favorite daytime talk shows. Listen up bougie ass bitches, get a job!
I have a job and I intend to keep it, so the last thing on my mind is this blog. Deal with it.
And now you are all asking me to make you the H.A.M. of the day. Who else has fans that want to be shat on? I'm telling you, you all are quite amazing.
Ugh, don't know if fame suits me. Cuz, I'm all about slapping a silly as ho who annoys me. So, don't test me. Fans, get back, because I am liable to beat you down, like Bjork did the paparazzi. For reading my blog, you are all Hot Ass Messes.
And for some reason, I am sure you will love this post more than any other.
So, in my own way, this is my love letter to you, my fans, you hammy ass hams. Love you.
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