Monday, August 30, 2010

Gaily News for August 30, 2010 - The daily news translated for gay people.



'grl, Snooki's Maybe-Murderous Boyfriend Proposes in the Most Embarrassing Way Possible' (grl, Please make it illegal for these two to procreate. If there is a god, please...)

grl, China Fortifies State Businesses to Fuel Growth (grl, Have you noticed that America is scared of the cultures with the most delicious foods? Think about it, Mexican and Chinese... They are colonizing us from within! hahahah)
By MICHAEL WINES
While China owes its rapid growth to private business, it is often the state’s companies that are on the march, in part because of state-bank financing and stimulus spending.

grl, Border Sweeps in North Reach Miles Into U.S. (grl, Them Canadians be trying to sneak in!)
By NINA BERNSTEIN
Hundreds of passengers are taken into detention each year from domestic trains and buses along the nation’s northern border.

grl, Risk-Taking Rises as Oil Rigs in Gulf Drill Deeper (grl, Things always get too risky when you drill too deep!)
By JAD MOUAWAD and BARRY MEIER
As regulators investigate the causes of the Deepwater Horizon disaster, the broader dangers posed by the oil industry’s push into deeper waters have gone largely unscrutinized.

grl, Orange County Is No Longer Nixon Country (grl, Does Obama know that there are such places in our country named after Nixon? Uh-uh, we need to change this.)
By ADAM NAGOURNEY
Changes in Orange County, Calif., long a conservative symbol, reflect the state and much of the nation.

grl, Powell vs. Rangel: Testy Remake After 40 Years (grl, This drama is better than my daytime soaps.)
By MICHAEL BARBARO
Adam Clayton Powell IV and Charles B. Rangel, the 20-term Harlem congressman who succeeded Mr. Powell’s father, have been trading angry attacks.

grl, For Arms Sales Suspect, Secrets Are Bargaining Chips (grl, Sometimes what you see in movies is true.)
By SCOTT SHANE
Viktor Bout’s future may hang on whether he can trade on what officials believe is his vast knowledge of global criminal networks.

grl, Retargeting Ads Follow Surfers to Other Sites (grl, You know they watching us.)
By MIGUEL HELFT and TANZINA VEGA
Ads tailored to online shoppers based on the products they have perused are leaving consumers with an eerie feeling.

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