grl, The ever-so presidential Wyclef Bought Lion-Festooned Carnival Float With Charity Money. You wanna be president? Really? But you are an unqualified, millionaire crook. Actually, Bush, Schwarzeneger...yep, sounds like the guy for the job. Oh, Haiti, when will you ever live down Pat Robertson's belief that you are cursed?
grl,Drilling Permits for Deep Waters Face New Review (grl, don't listen to Obama, you should always get permits and use rubbers when drilling.)
By JOHN M. BRODER
The Obama administration said it would require more review before approving offshore drilling permits, ending a practice in which regulators essentially rubber-stamped projects.
grl, Floods Could Have Lasting Impact for Pakistan (grl, these floods remind me of the devastating impact Justin Bieber is having on teenaged girls' conceptions of beauty and masculinity. Because of him, all women will become lesbian.)
By ADAM B. ELLICK
As officials struggle with immediate response to the disaster, concerns are growing about the toll on the overall economy, food supply and stability.
grl, In Bold Display, Taliban Order Stoning Deaths (talibangrl, That is so not a good look for you, for real.)
By ROD NORDLAND
The killing of a couple who tried to elope was the Taliban’s first public execution since their fall from power.
grl, Deadliest for Walkers: Male Drivers, Left Turns (grl, like I been saying all this time, what good have men wrought out of bed, mmkay?!)
By MICHAEL M. GRYNBAUM
A study of crashes involving pedestrians offers insight into the life on the streets of New York City.
grl, Exclusive Golf Course Is Organic, So Weeds Get In (grl, rich people toke up more than hoodrats, if i'm lyin,' i'm dyin.')
By BILL PENNINGTON
The Vineyard Golf Club, where President Obama is expected to play this month, is thought to be the U.S.’s only organic course.
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