Gaily News for August 18, 2010 - The daily news translated for gay people.

grl, The last thing I ever want to do is put my hands into hipster's bag. Ack! Can we say bedbugs... Not cute. However, I am curious. Luckily, somebody else has done it.

grl, Blagojevich, Guilty on 1 of 24 Counts, Faces Retrial (grl, It don't matter if he was only found guilty of one thing, in the court of public opinion, this man's reputation has been razed like rihanna's bikini line in her 'rude boy' video.)
By MONICA DAVEY and SUSAN SAULNY
The judge declared a mistrial on 23 charges, the bulk of the case, after the jury said it was hopelessly deadlocked. Prosecutors promised a new trial.

grl, Iraqi Leaders Fear for Future After Their Past Missteps (grl, these missteps ain't like dancing with someone who has two left feet, okay, this shit is serious. You fear for the future, shit, edit that, have it read, "we all fear for the future." That sounds more right.)
By ANTHONY SHADID
Iraq remains haunted by the decisions of the earliest days of the occupation, when the United States helped install opposition exiles to lead the country.

grl, Given Money for Rehiring, Schools Wait and See (grl, Gaybies are being robbed of their chance to be successful in their futures.)
By MOTOKO RICH
The money for schools to rehire teachers, counselors and support workers is instead being set aside by school districts worried about cuts to come in the current school year.

grl, A Dutch City Seeks to End Drug Tourism (grl, International crackheads are about to rebel.)
By SUZANNE DALEY
Struggling to reduce traffic and crime, Maastricht wants to make its legalized use of recreational drugs a Dutch-only policy.

grl, Tea Party Choice Scrambles in Taking On Reid (grl, How can such evil people have such a cute name? They need to be sued for false advertising.)
By ADAM NAGOURNEY
Senator Harry Reid, Democrat of Nevada, seems to have found a lifeline in his Republican opponent, Sharron Angle, who has stumbled in her campaign.

grl, Study Says Brain Trauma Can Mimic A.L.S. (grl, Is there a way to beat Hasselback bad enough so that she will forget to show up to work, but not bad enough that bruises will show up?)
By ALAN SCHWARZ
A study suggests that head trauma can cause degenerative diseases similar to A.L.S. and that Lou Gehrig may not have had Lou Gehrig’s disease.