I Hate Hipsters

So, remember how I fell in love with hipsters for a quick moment? Remember, how they served a fancy meal on a subway? Genius!

But then they do some shit such as what you may bear witness to by pressing the play button on the video above. Ugh.

White people have way too much free fucking time. Shiiiiiiit.

H.A.M. of the Day for June 7, 2011

Weiner's dick. You are one hot ass mess. Too many civilization's have been felled because of the undue influence of a patriarch's cock. Caligula, anyone? You'd think that with all the education that your keeper has received that you would have learned this lesson by now. The voting public prefers a bit of mystery as to the Oz in charge of their leaders. The second we unveil the cloak and see who the grand puppeteer is, we lose interest. Just like a date, there is only time for one quick fuck once you've unveiled and then it's time to sleep. Anthony, you are not gonna be my president, and its all thanks to your immature cock who all too quickly answered our question like a premature ejaculator: how big is your weiner. Not enough, apparently. Next.