One White Person I Would Not Let Babysit My Children

Gorilla Head Celebrates Bankruptcy With A Shopping Spree

This fucking man in a red dress... Ru Paul hates you because you are bringing the drag rights movement back 10 years, at least.


First, let me say that I would love a fierce ass drag queen to babysit my children, no matter her race. My kid would grow up to be -- say it with me -- fa-bu-luss! It's sense of imagination would know no bounds, its sense of style would turn heads, it would not take shit from anybody and would get invited to all the best parties.

I have no problem with men in dresses.

But you sir, you are a tragedy. So Tyra Banks talks about how she has a five-head because her forehead is bigger than most. You, Teresa, have a two-head. I see your lineage was not gifted the capacious cranium necessary to facilitate a full-blown human brain. In that sense, you are disabled and I really should not make fun of you.

This could also be the reason why your dumb ass went on a $60,000 shopping spree for house decorations after you filed for bankruptcy.

You stupid ass whore. And now that you are in need of money, you probably are looking for work. Don't, I repeat, do not, come knocking on my door asking to babysit, because I will shut that door on your face in the hope that a) you will get the point and stay away, and b) perhaps such a morphologically-shifting trauma to the head would improve upon your cracked-ass visage.

Stay away from my fucking kid, because you will probably teach it things that will throw it into debt, and there is nothing sadder than a middle school girl offering handjobs for milk money.

Ugh.