New Column! - Point & Laugh

When you see a girl watching 'Saved By The Bell' while running on a treadmill at the gym, and she is laughing, but she has no head phones on, please walk up to her, point & laugh.

When you find this foolio...



..call him a bitch-ass, then point and laugh. That's what he gets for trying to reap havoc on a check cashing place with an air rifle, and then aimed fire on the good police of Phoenix Arizona who sought to cease the tomfoolery. He don't even know that you are not supposed to cry in a mugshot. He may as well wear prison fatigues that read, Anal Rape Now, with a repeating pattern of cartoon animal print.

When someone you know burns an Eggo, grab the maple syrup, point it at their face, and laugh.

If your facebook friend posts a naked, ball-dangling picture of himself, unfriend that bitch, send them an anonymous letter with pop-up finger and accompanied automated laughter triggered by the opening of the letter.

If you have an kosher-observant Jewish friend, and they have pissed you off, invite them to your home, pour them a glass of tap water. After the night is over, and they are home, post a facebook album with two pictures: one of your friend drinking the water, and another of this crustacean:



The note under the picture should read:

"These copepods (not-kosher) are added to NYC water to eat mosquito larvae, keeping water sources clear."

Wait for the phone call, answer the call by pointing at the receiver and laughing.

Hang up. Get smug and comfortable.