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Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Gaily News for September 1, 2010 - The daily news translated for gay people.
grl, Entire Cast of Jersey Shore Sued (grl, Would you kick a retarded person right after they won a medal at the special olympics? No! Leave the cast of Jersey Shore alone. ...Unless, you are also retarded, well then, you are evenly matched, so go for it. Besides, everybody loves to watch retards fighting. Jersey Shore as evidence.)
grl, Obama Says Iraq Combat Mission Is Over (grl, Does anybody else curl up to this man's speeches and pretend that he is your husband, taking charge, running things...?)
By HELENE COOPER and SHERYL GAY STOLBERG
In his second address from the Oval Office, President Obama reminded America that, in giving Iraqis responsibility for their own security, he was fulfilling a campaign promise.
grl, Trapped Chilean Miners Forge Refuge (grl, Oh yeah, they're still down there.)
By ALEXEI BARRIONUEVO
Thirty-three miners deep underground will play a critical role in their rescue, making their organization and leadership essential, officials said.
grl, Afghan Government Moves to Bolster Leading Bank (grl, Show me one honest bank, and I will show you my left nut.)
By DEXTER FILKINS
A sudden intervention to shore up the deeply troubled Kabul Bank prompted fears about the integrity of the Afghan financial system.
grl,Formula to Grade Teachers’ Skill Gains in Use, and Critics (grl, Why they spending so much time trying to fix schools in all these nerdy ass ways? Just hire hot teachers. Trust that the students will do anything to excel under those circumstances.)
By SAM DILLON
Many school districts have adopted a system called value-added modeling to evaluate teachers, provoking battles from Washington to Los Angeles.
grl, TV News for Early Risers (or Late-to-Bedders) (grl, The news is the last think I want to turn on late at night! Or early in the morning. Haaaaay!)
By BRIAN STELTER
The new battleground for stations is the morning, with news broadcasts going on air at 4:30 a.m. or earlier.
grl, In Wisconsin, an Incumbent Holds Tight (grl, No, we simply can not let the republicans in power. They are so boorrring. Every time they are in charge it feels like church on an early Sunday morning. Inconvenient and preachy.)
By JEFF ZELENY
Senator Russ Feingold’s unexpectedly tight race suggests that Republicans have a better opportunity to win back the Senate than they had imagined.
grl, Paladino Rides on Anger in G.O.P. Governor Race (grl, Riding angry is never a good idea. Things could break.)
By JAVIER C. HERNANDEZ
Carl P. Paladino is connecting with voters’ anger and worrying Rick A. Lazio’s supporters.
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