Fan:
"One Wise Ass Latino, where do you get your sharp tongue? Whenever I try to sass someone, it always comes out flat? Do you write comedy or something?"
Me:
You dumb fuck, I get it from having to suffer through dumb ass questions like yours. The world is filled with idiots and idiocy, I seem to be the only one paying attention. I always say to my fellow latinos, if you are not one wise ass latino, then you sure as hell ain't paying attention.
Open your eyes, you sycophantic wretch, plenty of material to get upset about all around you. And don't just give it a passing glance, let the idiocy marinate into your core, grind it up against your marrow like salt on a wound, and if that shit don't make you wanna lash out with your tongue, then just sit the fuck down and leave it to a pro.
Hey reader, I have a question for you:
Can I have some other fans, please?
Riddle me that.
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