Hasselback, the bitch who brought ignance back.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck, you dumb ass ho. You are the best example of evolution delayed. Yes, some of us still retain abnormally long stretches of the dna from our ancestors millenia ago. That would be you. Are you the first in your lineage to grow lungs and crawl out of water? And how did you get rid of our over-arching brow? Bone-shaving? Please let us know.
Your shrill ignorant remarks on the View have gone on for too long. You are the kind of bitch that dictators would send to the pillory. Oh, how I wish Pinochet were here. Trujillo, Mussolini.
On second thought, maybe not. They'd probably recruit you. So long as we proscribe you to sideshow status on a televised hen-house of self-entitled middle aged women, you will remain a yappy dog about whom everyone wonders, "When and how did we get her? And how many years can a dog be expected to live?"
The View is the best place for you. Though, I am just surprised that Whoopi ain't kick your ass after saying that ignorant shit about lesbians. I can't wait for this to happen... Imagine it, people, Whoopi lunging her body across that coffee table to go at Hasselback's throat. Emmy!
Hasselback, you are one hot ass mess.
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