H.A.M. of the Day

Truth be told, today I was torn about who would be the H.A.M. of the day. It was between the ragged bunch of fuck-ups we call the MTA and mother nature. Anybody living in new york city that is dependent upon public transportation knows exactly why the MTA deserves to be called the H.A.M. of the day, if not month, if not year. And fuck this heat, mother nature needs to stop putting us all through menopause. This shit is serious and definitely not cute when you walk out your house and are doused in your own sweat a block away from home. Don't even with Ciara's new music video. I'ma put that bitch on blast this Friday. Just you wait. Alls I'll say is that apparently the rent is due at Chez Ciara.

The MTA probably would have won, cuz I hate them. Oh, so much. So, so much. But then I found this video. What a hot ass mess.

Is this guy serious? This man's chances of getting laid just plummeted. What am I saying? If anybody actually thinks that this guy had any prospects before this video came out, write me so i can have your address to come and slap you. This video just makes public what the small number of people that he calls friends know already - he believes in leprechauns and is the identical twin of that dumb ass who loved bears so much that he went to live with them and then was eaten by them.

This guy should try to ride the rainbow. Just jump off the cliff and ride that rainbow until he falls right into the pot of gold!