HA! Don't this look like someone took a dump on the beach? How poetic. BP, you nasty.
Grl, On the Surface, Gulf Oil Spill Is Vanishing Fast; Concerns Stay (Grl, concerns about BP have existed, exist and will exist. This ain't news, even after we all grow cancerous boils on our necks.)
By JUSTIN GILLIS and CAMPBELL ROBERTSON
The oil is clearing much faster than expected, but concern remains over the unseen effects.
Grl, House Approves Money for Wars, but Rift Deepens (Grl, thinkin' on those men makes my rift deepen, haaaaay!)
By ELISABETH BUMILLER and CARL HULSE
The House approved a war funding bill, but Democrats splintered after a leak of documents showing the Afghanistan war was not going as well as portrayed.
Grl, Videos Rouse Russian Anger Toward Police (Grl, I don't mess with Russians, nah man, they have spies and the mafia is like the government instead of the other way around.)
By CLIFFORD J. LEVY
An insider account of the culture of corruption in the nation’s police forces has been viewed more than two million times.
Grl, Texas Battles Health Law Even as It Follows It (Grl, are we really concerned with Texas' health. The dental work alone would bankrupt our nation.)
By KEVIN SACK
An awkward dichotomy exists in many of the 21 states that are challenging the health care act, but are nonetheless required to follow it while their cases move through the courts.
Grl, Albany’s Two Payrolls: One Is Anybody’s Guess (Grl, it's hard out here for a pimp.)
By DANNY HAKIM
Gov. David A. Paterson wants to cut the state payroll, but no one knows for sure how big the work force actually is.
Grl, The Case for $320,000 Kindergarten Teachers (Grl, are you stupid? Who didn't know this before today? You are a prime suspect for natural selection. What's next 'Rich White People achieve more in life than poor wise ass latinos?' I tell you, grl, people don't make no sense.)
By DAVID LEONHARDT
A new study found students with better teachers learned more in kindergarten — and earned more as young adults.
Grl, China Pushes to End Public Shaming (Grl, why you gonna go ahead and do that, some bitches need to be publicly shamed. How else we gonna stop the neighborhood hoe from knocking on our mens' doors?)
By ANDREW JACOBS
The Ministry of Public Security has ordered the police to stop parading suspects in public after a growing outcry.
Grl, New York to Pay $7 Million in Police Shooting Case (Grl, I hope this don't mean that my subway fare is going up.)
By DAVID W. CHEN and AL BAKER
The city agreed to pay more than $7 million to the family and two friends of Sean Bell, who was fatally shot in 2006.
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