Gaga's Alejandro, Re-Interpreted by One Wise Ass Latino

We know that we are fiiine
And we know that you may love us
But we just can't be with you like this anymore
White People

You get our names wrong
So often
But we don't say a thing (don't say a thing)
We hide our true feelings
In our pockets
But now its time to speak up
About you

You know that I met you coming back
from Mexico
In braids
That sweet tooth for pretty little latino boys
you've got to lose

Don't call me by
Don't call my by
Alejandro
That's not my name
That's not my name
White people
Don't wanna kiss
Don't wanna touch
Get my name right, first
Don't call me by
Don't call me by
Roberto

White People
White People
Dumb White People
Dumb Ass White People

Stop
Please, just don't even try
White people
Forget you met me

We're not a platter
On a menu
A happy boy toy
In a meal
And we're not all objects
With the same name
Pre-packaged for ease
Of use and to refuse

You know that I met you coming back
From Mexico
In braids
That sweet tooth for pretty little latino boys
You've got to lose

Don't call me by
Don't call me by
Alejandro
That's not my name
That's not my name
White people
Don't wanna kiss
Don't wanna touch
Get my name right, first
Don't call me by
Don't call me by
Roberto

White People
White People
Dumb White People
Dumb Ass White People

Don't bother me
Don't bother me
White people
Don't call me by
Don't call me by
Alejandro
That's not my name
That's not my name
White People
Don't wanna kiss
Don't wanna touch
White People

Don't call me by
Don't call me by
Alejandro
That's not my name
That's not my name
White people
Don't wanna kiss
Don't wanna touch
Get my name right, first
Don't call me by
Don't call me by
Roberto

White People
White People
Dumb White People
Dumb Ass White People