The fucking iPhone is not my hot ass mess of the day. The legions of dumb ass bitches who buy this call-dropping hot mess of a phone are. Hey, listen up, dumb asses, don't worry about the fact that the phone you have may cut out at important moments, like in the case of an emergency, or at a relationship defining moment. Your phone is why you will die in a ditch, unnoticed. And single, at that.
No don't worry about that.
And don't worry about the fact that the new phone has a design flaw:
"When your finger or hand touches a spot on the phone's lower left side—an easy thing, especially for lefties—the signal can significantly degrade enough to cause you to lose your connection altogether if you're in an area with a weak signal. Due to this problem, we can't recommend the iPhone 4."
Consumer Reports goes on to state a remedy:
"We did, however, find an affordable solution for suffering iPhone 4 users: Cover the antenna gap with a piece of duct tape or another thick, non-conductive material. It may not be pretty, but it works."
Yeah. Cute. Real cute.
Your iPhone has always been retarded. Ever since the first iteration it has been known for it's highly developed call-dropping ability. Now it looks retarded.
But don't worry, we are all thoroughly impressed by your buying power.
You fucking tools.
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