Can I has better female politishunz, plz!
Sarah Palin, you dumb ass.... I so wanna use the 'b' word, but i can't, cuz i don't want anyone to mistake my comments for misogyny. I love a woman in power.
However, can we please dethrone this moose-hunting typing school graduate and give the mantle to a brilliant woman...there are plenty!
Sarah, you are exactly what happens to an under-educated public steeped in reality television. Yeah, you may be what it takes to keep thumb-sucking slack-jawed yokels from changing the channel to democrat, but i honestly don't want to continue on in the hopes of being Sarah Palin's idea of being America's Next Top American. Sarah, how many of us have to get eliminated until we get this America thing right?
I don't have time for your silly games. I've got an America to refudiate for refudiating me. So there.
I refudiate this woman's rise to power! I refudiate her pontential to become the president of the u.s.a.! I refudiate her threat to civilization! I refudiate! I refudiate! I refudiate!
I will not eat moose for breakfast, I will not own a gun, I will not accept an uninformed presidential candidate, sam i am.
I especially refudiate your 'youbetchas.' And I refudiate refudiate!
My favorite was when Obama responded to a journalist asking what he thought of your comments on nuclear issues:
“I really have no response,” he told ABC News. “Because last I checked, Sarah Palin’s not much of an expert on nuclear issues.”
I will add to the list of things that you are not expert at: English.
Sarah Palin, what exactly are you good at?
Sarah Palin, you are my hot ass mess of the day.
Knowing you though, you will probably find a way to turn this honorific into an asset. Congratulations.
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