Do You Need to Douche More Often?
Grl, BP Hopes to Keep Gulf Well Closed, but Seeping Is Detected (Grl, we get the point already, these bitches don't know what they fuck they are doing, and in the process of their miraculous fuck-ups are probably shaving off a couple of millenia from human civilization's lifespan.)
By HENRY FOUNTAIN
BP said that it hoped to leave its well in the Gulf of Mexico closed down until it is permanently plugged, but federal officials warned of a potential seep on the sea floor near the well.
Grl, Pakistan’s Elite Pay Few Taxes, Widening Gap (Grl, even Pakistan believes in the myth of trickle down economics. Talk about ECONOMY FAIL. haaaaaaay.)
By SABRINA TAVERNISE
The lack of a workable tax system feeds an inequality in Pakistani society, where the wealth of its most powerful members is not redistributed or put to use for public good.
Grl, Obama Gains Evangelical Allies on Immigration (Grl, really, why do we even bother with these people. Give them Arizona and allow them to secede. I'm so done with evangelicals.)
By LAURIE GOODSTEIN
President Obama is picking up some unlikely supporters among evangelical leaders who support an overhaul that would include a path to legalization for illegal immigrants.
Grl, After Job Training, Still Scrambling for a Job (Grl, it is hard out heah for a p. i. m. p. with federally funded community based education training certification.)
By PETER S. GOODMAN
Hundreds of thousands of Americans enrolled in federally financed training programs, only to remain out of work.
Grl, Cajuns on Gulf Worry They May Need to Move Again (Grl, New Orleans is like Haiti - the place satan forgot. Not even a deal with the devil can help them out. ...too soon? )
By SUSAN SAULNY
The oil spill has added a new element of uncertainty to life on Louisiana’s bayous, which has long mixed beauty and wildlife with periods of natural destruction.
Grl, Creating Safer and Kinder Districts to Grow Old (Grl, there is very little the government can do to make the use of adult diapers dignified or better. In any way.)
By ANEMONA HARTOCOLLIS
Efforts to make it easier to grow old in New York City were born of good intentions as well as economic strategy.
Grl, French Heiress vs. Daughter and Political Intrigue (Grl, who gives a shit.)
By STEVEN ERLANGER
What began as a fierce family fight involving the heiress of the L’Oréal fortune, Liliane Bettencourt, has now shaken the office of President Nicolas Sarkozy.
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