Gayorican: n. a person who is gay, Puerto Rican and has lived in New York for most, if not all, of their formative years, or for such an amount of time as would be necessary to morph the personality of the person in question such that the requisite amount of subsumation of New York's essence to become a Newyorican is not in question.
Haterican: n. that dumbass person who just so happens to be of Puerto Rican origin at the club (a) who won't leave you alone; (b)is always trying to kill your buzz by saying disparaging shit about you, like a crab in a barrel of crabs; (c) is mad jealous of your hair, skin, clothes, or your man or woman, and instead of congratulating you, hates on you; (d) that bitch who wore the same shirt to the club as you even though you told him not to; (e) the same bitch who you met at the club this past weekend who said you wasn't latino cuz you were too light-skinned; (f) yep, that same bitch who was talking shit about how your gay ass was not puerto rican cuz you are gay, and no puertorican men are gay, right? riiiiiiight.
Fuck hatericans.
Love the gayoricans.
Dispense hate wisely.
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