C'mon, would you really trust a man who chooses to be called Dick? His name was originally Richard Bruce Cheney. At one point in his life, this man decided, "I'd rather be called Dick, not Richard."
And, Dick obviously has signed a pact with the Devil. Dick has had about 8,000 heart attacks, but still Dick is alive. I think they switched favors. The Devil allows Dick to remain alive so long as Dick causes havoc on earth.
Every time Dick has a heart attack, God and the Devil are fighting; God wants to get rid of Dick, and the devil wants to keep him here.
No, Dick, stay away from my kids. Armageddon is not the kind of game I want my kids to play.
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