Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Gaily News for October 26, 2010 - The daily news translated for gay people.


Aw, What would you do if somebody gave you a 15-inch penis tattoo?

Grl, Divide on U.S. Deficit Likely to Grow After Election (grl, How do expect to deal with our debt, if big daddy gov can't get his ish together?)
By JACKIE CALMES
A midterm campaign that has turned heavily on the issue of mounting federal debt is likely to yield a government even more split over how to handle it, people in both parties say.

Grl, Afghan Leader Admits His Office Gets Cash from Iran (grl, Is anybody really surprised that "Afghan Leader" is conducting business off the books?)
By DEXTER FILKINS and ALISSA J. RUBIN
President Hamid Karzai said that he uses an off-the-books fund to pay expenses incurred in the course of doing his job.

Grl, In Bond Frenzy, Investors Bet on Inflation (grl, Rich bitches find more ways to trick us out of our money.)
By CHRISTINE HAUSER
Investors are betting that inflation will rise to a level that more than compensates for the premium they paid initially for five-year Treasuries.

Grl, In Alaska Senate Race, Front-Runner Isn’t on Ballot (grl, Alaska continues it's tradition of conducting tartar elections.)
By WILLIAM YARDLEY
Just weeks ago, Senator Lisa Murkowski’s re-election bid looked like a long shot, but polls indicate she may be the first person to win a Senate election as a write-in candidate since 1954.

Grl, China Telecom Giant Makes Push for U.S. Market (grl, China is taking over.)
By JOHN MARKOFF and DAVID BARBOZA
Security concerns make telecommunications a particularly delicate industry in the United States.

Grl, Riches May Not Help Papua New Guinea (grl, news from Papua New Guinea?! Weird, right?)
By NORIMITSU ONISHI
An expected flood of money in Papua New Guinea could throw a country already beset by corruption into further turmoil.


Grl, Few Women in Cuomo or Paladino Inner Circles
(grl, Gubernatorial election teams big sausage fests. I'm feeling all political all of a sudden.)
By MICHAEL BARBARO and ELIZABETH A. HARRIS
Experts say the relative paucity of women in the pair’s political operations has led to a testosterone-infused governor’s race.

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