H.A.M. of the Day for October 28, 2010

Kirstin Davis. Oh, excuse me, Madam Kristin Davis. How could I forget your honorific.

Woman,you are not qualified to run for governor just because one of your former clients was Eliot Spitzer. You don't get the goods necessary through seminal infusion. That you may believe that scares me. First, Palin, then O'Donnel, now you. Wtf! I was hoping that the world would take a positive turn once women came into power.

Hilary Clinton, can you please start publicly beating these women? Seriously, please reassure us that women are amazing, powerful, intelligent supreme-beings! You should be like Conan the Barbarian, or Dexter, just get rid of the world's sludge. Make way for the fierce women in our world to take the helm.

And once you do, please advise all the future woman leaders that they should never run a campaign with the slogan: Vote Homo, Not Cuomo.

For some reason, a former madam/botched plastic surgery victim/possible tranny feels empowered to use a derogatory term to galvanize the electorate.

Kristin Davis, you are a hot ass mess.