New Column! - Profiles of Upstanding Minorities

Ray is a folk-hero. We all have moments when we hate our jobs and oftentimes that hate is brought on not by the actual job but by the people you work with. At times like those, we all want to get violent. But, we don't, because we want to keep our jobs, right minorities?

For those of us who have a problem with our temper, Ray has created a song to help you relieve your stress in the hopes that you will not whoop any of your co-worker's asses and thereby add to the massive numbers of minorities without jobs or those in prison.

For those of you who may think me contradictory considering that I recently wrote about how minorities should not sing in public, I will submit that I meant that edict to stand as far as court rooms are concerned. At your work place, it is ok to go out in public, walk around the block and sing this little ditty to yourself. The fresh air, the walk and the singing will all help to cool your nerves.

Ray, you are an upstanding minority. Your song is better than any plan Obama could conjure up to ensure jobs and economic growth, and the betterment of our communal minority lot. You deserve a Nobel.

P.S. There is an amazing remix. Ray, you are the gift that keeps on giving.