Wednesday, May 4, 2011

H.A.M. of the Day for May 4, 2011



George Bush Declines Barack Obama's Ground Zero Invite

Commentary: This bitch. Nobody wants to see you. You didn't decline any offer. Let's be real. Your presence was denied. You are a reminder of awfulness. You are a terrorist attack. The sight of you, even as you are saying goodbye, a welcome moment to be sure, may incite seizures in some and will lead most to curl up in a fetal position and sob. You suck. That you still matter to the media is a feat as confounding as the fact that Lindsay Lohan still makes headlines. Bush, you are one hot ass mess. Worst president ever!

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