Do NOT attempt this at home.

There are many reasons why drag queens are better than you--I speak of the fierce ones, not the dregs drags who host bingo nights. Some of those reasons are:

1. They can wear a moth-eaten body suit seemingly made of socks and look better than you on your best day.
2. They can delight a crowd with a song hobbled together by two lyrics and a simple baseline using a keyboard.
3. Miss Honey! Miss HONEY. MISS honey. miss honey. Don't you hear me calling you, miss honey! miss HOney. Miss Honey.
4. By all accounts, this video is BUSTED!, however, it is still fieeeerrce!!!
5. She knew that I would not be long. She knew that I would be right back. Miss Honey!
6. They have back up dancers.
7. Neon wigs.
8. They can fuck you up.
9. They can eviscerate you in one sentence.
10.Miss Honey.