End of Times

Here at OWAL, we firmly believe that this is the human species' final year on earth. Everyday we bear witness to your exploits as we scour the internet for OWAL worthy items to comment on. Simply put, you are all much too much of a hot ass mess, individually and collectively. The jig is up. It is clear to us that you bitches will blow yourselves up if nature doesn't get rid of you first.

One need not search far to see the evidence. Birds falling out of the sky, bees disappering, freakish weather events and the rise of reality television. We've lost our moral and ethical compass. Nature is squeezing us out, like a ripe pimple, allowing us to fall off the proverbial cliff of existence because that is what is best for mother earth.

That said, this video is further evidence to back up the end-of-times OWAL claim. See here the great ancestors of a once mighty Aztec tribe. What you see them performing is a rain dance. But, obviously, these motherfuckers ain't doing it right. Notice the dry-ass parched land and trees in the background. The Aztec are dancing erratically, in patterns unknown, which is indicative of man's broken relationship to nature.

Once, these aztec demi-gods would perform rituals in commune with nature and insodoing beseech the gods to don onto them all the gifts of nature necessary to establish a mighty kingdom. Now, such dancing will lead to their imprisonment in immigration detention centers.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Indeed, birds falling out of the sky, bees disappearing, freakish weather patterns, the rise of reality tv, and aztec people forgetting their raindances. The evidence is clear. These are the end of times.