A latino making wise ass observations. Wtf, the title ain't enough? You need a description too!
Friday, April 29, 2011
All About It
Intactivism is the belief in the right of baby boys to keep their foreskins intact, and there's a movement to legally ban circumcision. After introducing legislation last year, a San Francisco-based group of intactivists opposing male circumcision has collected enough signatures for a ballot initiative next November on whether to bar the practice in the city.
*ssholes
More details have been revealed about the motivations behind the Latin King Goonies anti-gay attack last fall. Nine members of the gang were arrested last year for allegedly torturing three gay men (and injuring another man) because of their sexual orientation. It seems that before the attack, the gang members tried to extort protection money from one of their victims—and when he wasn't able to pay up, they sodomized him with a miniature baseball bat.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Douchebag
Pearce and his friends, police say, were harassing the mother duck and her ducklings, who had posted up under a bush outside the fast food restaurant. After employees yelled at them (the humans) to leave the ducks alone, Peace and company went through the drive-thru and parked in an adjacent lot. They then returned, and ran over the flock, resulting in the death of four ducklings.
Everyday Heroes!
Harlan Porter, a 31-year-old teacher at B.C. Haynie Elementary School in Georgia, was discovered by another teacher walking through the school completely naked at 3:20 p.m. on Friday. Porter had recently learned that his contract wouldn't be renewed. The arresting officer wrote in the incident report that Porter spoke of a "new level of enlightenment" and said "he wanted everybody to be free now that his third eye was open." "I then explained the obvious problem with his third eye being opened in public," the officer wrote. "He readily agreed that his decision to remove his clothing posed a problem and stated that he understood why I would likely have to place him under arrest."
Friday, April 1, 2011
H.A.M. of the Day for April 1, 2011
Snooki Paid More Than Toni Morrison to Appear at Rutgers
Rutgers, you are so fucking messy, you actually dragged me out of hibernation. I been needing my time y'all. And I dont' apologize. Fuck you. But this shit, Rutgers, is inexcusable.
Let me get this right, you are paying Snooki, at all, to speak at your school, an institution of higher learning? What is she gonna talk about? For real? Answer this. Further, you are paying her more than you would Toni Morrison, the greatest writer to emerge from the 20th century? WTF is wrong with you?!!!
Students of Rutgers, and New Jersey residents should be up in arms as to the public statement its state is making regarding what values and priorities our institutions should keep.
Ugh, and we wonder how Bush ever came to be, and the Kardashians. No talent can take you far.
There is little Snooki would have to offer a budding minds being prepped to man our civilization in key positions!!! There is a great deal Toni would have to offer.
This is simple reasoning, right? Or have the disco lights addled your minds as much as a gorrilla-juice-head-hunting-guidette's?
Rutgers, you are a hot ass fucking mess.
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