Hoodrats

Types of Bitches

Hoodrats often are up to no good. But more often, they impart unto us, with great generosity, cultural artifacts of pure inspired genius. This missive comes from a young 3rd grader in DC who, I am convinced, had a direct pipeline to God when creating this list. I am personally offended that God did not use me as his divinely inspired scribe. I think that one wise ass latino is the perfect channel to let the people know about all the different kinds of bitches in existence. But I dare not question God. God knows best. And for all of his gifts we are grateful. Side note: I keep my list right by my bible which is next to my bed in my drawer. I find inspiration from it everyday.