Phoenix Man Attacked by 100,000 Bees
Commentary: Bitches, don't be fucking wondering why nature is conspiring to get rid of us. Open up any newspaper, or look through any facebook vacation pics album and just witness the whack ass shit we've done with the world. Wouldn't you want to get rid of us, we're like a particularly gross and ungrateful house guest. And bees attacking us, tornadoes up our snatch is just nature's way of saying, "It's time for your ass to get up on out of heah! Don't let the door hit you on the way out. PEACE! World peace, finally, that is."
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