Snooki Paid More Than Toni Morrison to Appear at Rutgers
Rutgers, you are so fucking messy, you actually dragged me out of hibernation. I been needing my time y'all. And I dont' apologize. Fuck you. But this shit, Rutgers, is inexcusable.
Let me get this right, you are paying Snooki, at all, to speak at your school, an institution of higher learning? What is she gonna talk about? For real? Answer this. Further, you are paying her more than you would Toni Morrison, the greatest writer to emerge from the 20th century? WTF is wrong with you?!!!
Students of Rutgers, and New Jersey residents should be up in arms as to the public statement its state is making regarding what values and priorities our institutions should keep.
Ugh, and we wonder how Bush ever came to be, and the Kardashians. No talent can take you far.
There is little Snooki would have to offer a budding minds being prepped to man our civilization in key positions!!! There is a great deal Toni would have to offer.
This is simple reasoning, right? Or have the disco lights addled your minds as much as a gorrilla-juice-head-hunting-guidette's?
Rutgers, you are a hot ass fucking mess.
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